TGI-FLIPPIN-F!!!

Seriously guys, could this week have gone by anyyyyy sloooowerrrrr?! It was probably due to my anxiety being through the roof, and getting all sorts of horrible sleep. I can't stand waiting for anything like:

• My baby shower (finally tomorrow!)
• a much needed 3 day weekend
• This little bun I've been baking in my belly for 8 months now

And let's talk about this little bun for a few, shall we? I get uncomfortable quite often. The weather is disgustingly hot in this sticky place I call home, the very tip of Florida, so swollen feet and ankles happen. I deal. I complain, but I deal. I can't bend over anymore, it's more like I squat, after I curse out whatever is too low or fell out of my clumsy hands. And sure sometimes she crushes my lungs to the point where I can't breathe in or out, I just gasp waiting for her to give me a break. I can handle it all. Not a problem.   Until I got this really low cramp, like a period cramp, about where her head is at right now, down in position. And my belly got rock hard. Then it spread out to my hips and into my lower back. That wasn't so fun. It wasn't incredibley painful, which is why I didn't freak and run for the hospital. I just calmy texted my mom, who told me it sounded like a contraction, and to start timing them. OH HOORAY! 33 weeks along and I'm going into labor?! Or at least that's what was going through my head. So I checked the time, and waited, and waited, and watched Four Weddings, and waited some more. Until I got another so far after the 1st one I forgot how long it had been, which eased my mind a bit since the contractions weren't being consistant. So I got as comfortable as I could and passed out on top of the covers, to be woken up by alarm, as if I slept for 5 horrible minutes.   I'm still having them randomly this morning as I sit here, at work, trying to get stuff done. I might've had 3 in the last 4 hours, so I'm not too worried I'll be having my baby shower in the hospital tomorrow. But with my luck, who the hell knows what could happen.   She'd be a nice little gift though. :)   But some more baking in that oven would do her good.   And now to get sidetracked, and to speak of more buns baking in the oven, or maybe how Honey Boo Boo heard it, "Bacon? Bacon?!" Her sister Chickadee had her baby, Kaitlyn, and so far she has no horrible nickname to speak of...BUT she does have 3 thumbs!!!!!!!!!!!! Look at it, there's proof, and also proof that they really are gross and dip newborn baby's pacifers in Mountain Dew. I don't know why I keep watching the show, and the reruns, and google it during work...but that's our society for y'all, obsessed with the strange.   Have a good weekend everybody, I'll keep you posted if anything exciting happens!